Monday, May 31, 2010

Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Darndest Thing #1: While at Buffet City, where they charge $5 for three year olds:
Waitress: How old is your son?
Mama: Two
Noah: I am NOT two years old! I am THREE AND A HALF, ALMOST FOUR YEARS OLD!!
Mama: (sheepishly) Ummmmm... He eats like a two year old

Darndest Thing #2: After church, in the church gym while eating doughnuts:
Noah: I want to get baptized
Priest: That's wonderful...

Darndest Thing #3: In his big boy bed, getting ready to fall asleep:
Noah: Mama, will you close my door
Mama, from the kitchen: Sure, baby.
(Walks down the hall, partially closes door)
Noah: No, mama - all the way.
(Through closed door): Thank you.

Darndest Thing #4:
Noah: Papa you need a ladder
Papa: Maybe I will get one for Father's Day.
Noah: I will buy you one. I have money in my Cash Cow.
Mama: Noah, that money is for you. You are saving it so you can buy whatever you want.
Noah: I want to buy Papa a ladder.
Mama: Are you sure you don't want to buy a toy instead?
Noah: I said I WANT TO BUY PAPA A LADDER!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Noah-ism, again...

This morning, during breakfast: (Noah taking my hand) "Mama, you are my love."

Monday, May 10, 2010

Noah-ism, Part II

While in the car today: "Mama, I'm ready for summer. Summer is when the sun is warm and I can wear shorts, right? Yeah, I'm ready for summer."

Noah-ism

While sitting on the toilet: "Lolo, ihi (pee) and tae (poop) go together like pancakes and eggs go together."